Well, yeah, I'm back. I never seem to be able to stay gone. 
The questions and answers you never asked for:
Ques: "Why are you always broke DisastrousObject?"
Ans: I spend wayyyyy too much on horses. Like, an embarrassing amount!
Ques: "Why are you called DisastrousObject?"
Ans: Because...I'm...Uh...Disastrous?
Update: Thank you to everyone who visited my page! I'm proud to announce that today, my third day (July 11, 2022), I'm first in popularity- and its all thanks to you guys!
Update! Sooooo excited! I finally produced my first unicorn guys! (July 17, 2022, day 9) feel free to take a look at ʀᴀɪᴅᴇʀ !
Update: August 26 2022 (day 49) - Aȥυɾҽ Sƙყ has won the first rosette for my breeding farm!
Update: Feb 2 2023 (day 208) I have finally qualified for VIP access!
Update Feb 24th 2023 (day 229) օɮʟɨʋɨօռ has won the rosette "Finish First !" against three team (ʀєѕυʀgєɴᴄє) horses.
Update Feb 29 2024 (day 532) I've reached 84th in the general ranking.
Non-pass buyer
