Wow! There is someone here actually reading this!

I am open to any questions or comments anyone might have, and am always willing to make new friends!

"It's impossible," said pride.

'It's risky," said experience.

"It's pointless," said reason.

"Give it a try," whispered the heart.

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OH MY GOD/GOSH (OMG)

WARRIORS FANS: say OH MY STARCLAN (OMSC)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

WARRIORS FANS: know Rock is watching them

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

WARRIORS FANS: say shut up or Tigerstar will get you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say Dang it!

WARRIORS FANS: say Fox Dung!

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell SPOTTEDLEAF SHOW ME THE WAY!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did

94% of people think that wolves are vicious, evil animals. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're one of the 6% who love wolves and think they are shy and amazing creatures and beautiful creatures that need protected.

And now the following sentences that will waste your time but make you laugh; 

I'm the girl that who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but will scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster. 

Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry but.....HaHa, too bad loser!! 

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder. 

I didn't lose my mind. It's at home sitting next to my common sense. 

i didn't fall, i was testing gravity..... it still works. 

i dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned.

I used to be normal till i met some losers i call my best friends. 

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI. 

Anyone can get hit by a moving car. It takes skill to be hit by a parked car. 

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. 

People are like slinkies. Practicallly useless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that know me wish i was. 

This is this cat. 

This is is cat. 

This is how cat. 

This is to cat. 

This is keep cat. 

This is an cat. 

This is idiot cat. 

This is busy cat. 

This is for cat. 

This is forty cat. 

This is seconds cat. Now read the 3rd word of each sentence. 

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line. 

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door. 

Friends try to ease your pain. Best friends make you cry a whole lot more because you laughed too hard. 

You're a great friend.....but if the zombies come i'm tripping you. 

You made it to the end! Congratulations!